Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Seven things that embarrass me

Well the following are the most voted embarrassing moments that were found during a recent poll taken by Champ. However only one person voted ( who else but Champ himself !!! ) and these are his personal selections. So here we go :-

7. I suddenly go on to the microphone and am about to deliver a very energetic speech when I suddenly figure out that I can't remember what I have to say and about hundreds of people are enthusiastically staring at me.

6. People taking my photographs or recording on me on camera and suddenly all the attention of the crowd is on me(and people say I am photogenic !!!).

5. Finding myself in a crowd of which I know none and I have to stay there for some hours and the only thing I can do is stare at other people who , on the other hand, are exchanging weird glances at me as if I am an alien.

4. I meet a person on the road, assume him to be a 'long time no see' friend of mine and start talking to him, untill soon I find out that I have got the wrong person. The embarassment adds up when that person turns out to be another person whom I really know.

3. I meet a relative in a party and can't recall his/her name and suddenly he/she asks me, " Do you recognise me? Tell Who I am? ". I am tongue-tied as I can't figure out who he/she is but have already given an impression that I know him/her.

2. Waiting for the Traffic light turn green while being stranded in a traffic jam and then the light goes green but... My bike won't start and hoards of horn sounds behind me just remind me that I am blocking the way of other vehicles.

1. I am caught by a family member while I am doing something uncensored (I wouldn't like to specify what uncensored means !!!)



N.B. : Let me assure you my personal preferences have nothing to do with the lines "Seven things" nor am I trying to make a spoof of Stephen Covey ( aka the author of Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" ). Its only that I ran out of more embarrassing ideas, so do expect a sequel and maybe after that another prequel to that sequel...

1 comment:

golak said...

u forgot one more embarassing situation.this should top ur list of embarrasment. when a hot sexy yet beautiful girl smiles at u and u r at ur wits end confused wat to do. and tht confusion shuts ur mouth and ties ur hands and limbs. u start gesturing abnormally. where the only thing u needed to do was just respond witha smile, u end up as a moron. i think thts very much embarassing.